Sunday, June 11, 2006

Photo: "Moon Shot" (2003)

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13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ethereal, heavenly, impressive, magnificent.

How did you take this shot?

The thing I love most about the moon and sun and stars is that no matter where a person lives...anywhere on our planet...we all share them.

BL

JEFFY said...

I would venture to say, Barbara, that BG most probably USED A MODERN CAMERA of some sort! I'm pretty sure he didnt drag no MRI machine out here either, and I'm fairly positive this wasnt taken with one of those Daguerreian style cameras, yet and still, knowing Bg
he might have used a sliding box-n-box construction type, and if so, I'm fairly sure he used standard 4X5 film holders. Honey, remember those old timey cameras where you lit an explosive and it blows up in front of all those people you taking a picture of? That's why all them folks look so startled in them antique pitchers, cause it scares the s**t out of em. And to me, it aint nothin more hilarious than seeing a bunch of people jump outa their skin all at the same time. i dont think that was used here, however. What do you think, darling?

JEFFY said...

Precious, I see you ARE using that Synonym Finder, by J.M. Rodale. It's a handy little ole volumn isn't it, dear. Remember what I said about concrete nouns, however...they rock a little better than adjectives. Write this on a little ole index card: Adjectives=hoo-hum; concrete nouns=surprise! You're doing wonderful, Darling, wonderful!

JEFFY said...

The thing I love most about the moon and sun and stars is that no matter where a person lives...anywhere on our planet...we all see them when we have an orgasm, and/or when we're hit in the head with a baseball bat.

JEFFY said...

Barbara, It's time for a little compare and contrast exercise. For instance this is what you wrote about Moon Shot.

"Ethereal, heavenly, impressive, magnificent" And this is very woolgathering and gynecoid. Nothing wrong here, but watch. This is what I would write:

Half a hole,
or
Half a whole
Holy Half
Half a butt cheek,
A toe nail,
A peep hole with an eye comin upon it.
Yin looking for Yang,
Moon swiped by a BIGGG meteor!
A cl without the ock (hands down)
"Ah" instead of "Oh".
Moon shadow.
My satellite reception most of the time
Brain fart
We're aboard Rosco Peekhole Train:
And you say to me "There aint much light at the end of the tunnel,King!" and I yell "Barbara!What the f**k we fixin to HIT at the end of the tunnel?!!"
See? C?

JEFFY said...

Half a Host.

JEFFY said...

"I told you not to cut no titanium with no circular saw!"

JEFFY said...

An albino bat.

JEFFY said...

A boomawrong!

JEFFY said...

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!

Bob G. said...

Actually, I just used a regular digital camera - a Minolta Dimage, 4 megapixels, on a tripod...

JEFFY said...

And god said "Let there be Lite" or "Moon Lite" hahaha

Anonymous said...

BG - get your computer back, we miss you.